A few of my favourite things...

Bugger your brown paper packages and your whiskers on kittens. There is nothing like a damn good curry (if I do say so myself, I mean, I did cook the bloody thing) and beer. It's one of those simple things in life, innit, geezer? It's not that I don't appreciate things like venison and a good bottle of wine. But, hey, a noice pungent curry and a couple o' beers goes down a right treat, 'eh? Back to the venison (I'm the reason Bambi is an orphan!), I have a theory that cute animals taste best. Rabbit, lamb, deer, cows. Actually it's not a theory, it's just something I like to say to get a rise out of the cutist enviromentalists. Cutist enviromentalists? They are people who care about the welfare of animals based upon their cute factor - dolphins, pandas, koalas, etc. You know those type of cute (and sometimes cuddly) animals. I mean no one gives two hoots about that top of the food chain, nasty bastard they call the shark? Those poor bastards get culled for their fins at an alarming rate, but it's ok, because they are not cute. Just because, every now and then, one of them decides to take a wee bite out of a homosapien or two? Would we think the bilby so cute if it had a penchant for human flesh? Or if Skippy had opposible thumbs and learnt to use a shotgun? "What's that Skip? Give you all my money or you'll blow my fucking head off?" Now that would have been a TV show! Now how did I get from curry to homocidal kangaroos? Mmm kangaroo vindaloo...with a baby fur seal salad.

Is this dolphin "tuna safe"?
J.