Head like a hole - blackhole!

I have been accused of having a "head full of shit". It's not meant as an insult, it's a comment upon the amount of absolutely, seemingly, useless information that I somehow retain. There's some bizarre stuff crammed away in the recesses of my brain - as can be atested too by the crew who used to go to trivia. I don't know how I do it, after all I've spent many years eradicating brain cells in one way or another. But somehow information just keeps popping up - a bit like searching for things on Google! There is one thing though that I could never remember - all of the important formulas from phsyics and maths, when I was doing senior. This may very well be the reason that I completely failed these two subjects (oh, soooo many years ago).

Yet, I keep learning more and more things. Someday soon, I'm sure, the the old head-hard-drive will get full and the recall rate will start to slow down. Then I'll just have to rely on my charm and good looks. Hahahahahahahahahaha....cough...choke...cough...a-hahaha...

"Stupidity is not an option, it's now a standard feature!"

San Dimas High School football rules,
J.