"Or would you rather be a fish?"

Valentines day..... it's no wonder there was once a massacre on this day (Yes, I know it had nothing to do with it being Valentines day!). This is a day that has been designed for two reasons: making money and making single people feel like emotional exiles!

Bah-Humbug to the lot of you!

Well, it's going to be spot-the-single on my bike ride tonight, or the fitness fanatic! (In case you couldn't guess I fall into the former catagory, not the latter.)

So you can shove all of your candle-lit-dinners, your hand-holding-moonlight walks, your dozen-long-stemmed-roses, your sexy-lingerie, your cute-ass-lovey-doveyness somewhere really painful and uncomfortable and possibly unbearably smelly! Bah!

Though, sometimes it would be nice to be one of the sheep.....

"Wisdom comes from the bottom of a bottle...no, wait that's a hangover!"

I am not happy, nor am I a camper,
J.